For those of you who got through that last doozy of post, congrats. I know it probably took six and a half hours to read and I promise this one’s a lot lighter and less meaningful. Now that we’ve established that running is my therapy, I’d like to share that I’ve found another surprising form of therapy that I never ever in a million years thought would be for me: retail therapy!
Big deal, right? Well, I am NOT a shopper. Yes, I go shopping. Yes, I’ve been heard saying that I enjoy grocery shopping, but shopping is most definitely NOT relaxing for me. First of all, I hate driving. I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was a few months shy of 21, so by then, it was less about the license and the freedom and more about simply being shamed into it. That, and I failed my driver’s test, like, three times, but that’s a story for another day (or never).
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| Meet the hubster a.k.a. My Driver! |
So yeah, I hate driving. Dealing with traffic, parking, and dings due to runaway carts, I hate all of it. And as for the actual shopping part, I am not one to make decisions quickly, nor easily. I hem and haw over purchases because I have this deep-seated fear that I’ll pick something, spend my precious dollars and cents on it, only to find out there’s a better version of that something out there and I’ll be left kicking myself in the teeth for being such a moron. I don’t know, I think I got it from my dad. This and the Celiac Disease, gosh.
To say the least, shopping can be STRESSFUL for me …and with me (I can already hear my husband aggressively nodding his head YES as he reads this post). Shoe shopping, clothes shopping, trips to Road Runner Sports and Costco are really super duper challenging and generally take forever and a day, so they are very, very rare. And now you know why Jared and I are often seen wearing clothes that are 10+ years old. Bottomline, shopping is just not my thang… until…
I went absolutely shop-crazy on Monday. Yessir, I pulled up Amazon.com, busted out the credit card and went bananas! I’m stoked about my purchases and now I’m going a lil nuts waiting for all my goodies to hurry up and get here already! And since I know you’re dying of curiosity, here’s what I ordered:

Halo Visor, Black: Usually, I don’t like having anything on my head except my hair, but once upon a time, I ran a marathon in the pouring rain and I was really, really, really grateful to be wearing a visor. Later that week, my rascal-of-a-dog, Sully, ate it. So I’ve been meaning to buy a replacement for nearly a year now. I will make sure to keep this one faaar from Sully’s slobbery jowls!
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| There it is, the visor that Sully ate… |

CEP Running O2 Compression Socks, Black: I’ve read good things about compression socks and really, I just want to see what all the hype’s about. I’m planning to sport these sexy knee-highs for pre and post-long run recovery.

Gu Energy Gel, Mint Chocolate, 24-count: This is Jared’s and my favorite flavor Gu. We bought a 6-pack of them several months ago (my favorite kind of 6-pack…) and we’ve been saving these guys like they’re the last ones on Earth, so I thought why not buy a big ol’ box of ‘em. They’re kind of like a frosting-version of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies. Can I get a Yummo?

Pro-Tec Iliotibial Band Compression Wrap: This bad boy was recommended by a runner-buddy of ours in Ohio (shout out to Coop!), who swears it tames IT band temper tantrums during long runs. For a measly $15, I’m happy to give it a whirl. If anything, it gives me somewhere to keep my gun (kidding, mom!).

Thrive: The Vegan Nutrition Guide to Optimal Performance in Sports and Life by Brendan Brazier: Nope, I’m not vegan, but I’ve never been big on animal meat and I’ve been meat/poultry-free for a long time now. I very rarely eat seafood, milk, cheese and eggs. I eat Greek yogurt pretty regularly (and, ahem, Yogurtland every chance I get… It’s 8:35am, do you think it’s open yet?) and honey from time to time, but otherwise, my diet is predominantly vegan, so I thought this book would give me the most applicable guidance on how to eat for performance.

CW-X Women’s Ventilator Running Tights, Black: Lastly, we have my biggest, most exciting purchase! These are legit superhero tights! …well, for $85, I’m thinking these puppies should offer superhero powers or perhaps a guaranteed sub-four hour marathon. Or better yet, an injury-free marathon. Check out the promises:
“The first warm weather conditioning tights, are perfect for warm weather athletes who want lower body support and cooling. Mesh ventilation panels located in the hottest areas of the leg (the quadriceps and calf), allow hot air to escape and cool air to enter, reducing heat fatigue and improving circulation. Coolmax quick-drying body fabric wicks moisture away from the body to the outside of the tight, keeping it cool, dry and comfortable. The patented CW-X Support Web provides targeted support to the knee, IT band and hip flexor areas for greater stability and improved performance.”
Sure smells like a sub-four hour marathon… Fingers crossed they show up today or tomorrow, so I can long-run in them on Sunday! This week’s working out to be my highest mileage week in… a long time (too long!) and I’m stoked about it.
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| LA Marathon countdown: 23 days! |
In the words of SkinnyRunner: Goal big or goal home.