LA Marathon Part 1: here goes nothing

20 Mar
Welp.  I’ve lived in California for two years now and I can finally say I’ve been to LA.  (And it’s been one year since I learned it’s Los Angeles, not Las Angeles.  Whodda thunk?!?!).  Not that I’m all that proud or excited about it.  My initial thoughts are that LA kinda, sorta, um, sucks.  Sorry, LA.  This Ohio girl will always prefer wide, two-lane highways that make sense.

Some kind of miracle got my tush out of the bed before 7am and mom and I were on our way from San Diego to LA by 8am.  120 miles later, we were lost in LA, somewhere in the vicinity of Dodger Stadium (thanks for nothing, Google Maps), with no stadium in view.  Luckily, mom was zen, I found my brain and we finally found the stinkin’ stadium and expo:

These Ohio-girls were uber-impressed with the rosey-smelling portopotties and porto-sinks with real soap, water and paper towels.  But I’ll bet my race bib they won’t be so lovely tomorrow morning…  All tinkled out, we wandered through the chaos collecting samples, coupons and fliers, trying not to get trampled by the sample-hungry masses, sipping coffee and doing shots:

Shh, don’t tell!  This was our 2nd round of POM Wonderful “shots!”
POM for Pam :)

With our bags full of Larabars, buy-2-get-1 socks, an LA t-shirt for the hub, and a bunch of other crap goodies, we stretched, got back in the car and drove 120 miles back to San Diego.  We picked up Jared and headed to Souplantation for a feast.  And by feast, I mean FEAST.  I housed two gargantuan plates of salad with all the good stuff and went to town on the (hey, I’m carbo loading!) all-you-can-eat self-serve fro-yo.  Yummers.

I beg to differ, Souplantation.

Now we’re home from our 4pm dinner, getting ready for bed at 8pm because we’re leaving for LA at 3:30 in the middle of the night in the morning!  Golly, am I a marathoner or grandma? 

In 12 hours, I’ll be running the LA Marathon.  I’m both focused and freaked out.  I’m a tornado of emotions: excited, anxious, confident, fearful, keyed up, impatient, frustrated, hopeful, ready.  Truth be told, I am not ready in the sense of being “trained.”  Sarah Soon-To-Be (who’s in the same boat with only 5 weeks of training) said it perfectly: “My body might not be trained to run 26.2 this time, but it’ll be ABLE.”  

I’m confident in my ability to cover the distance, but with less than five weeks of last-minute “training” and a handful of other variables… ongoing IT band issues, one week of recovery since I was laid up for seven days with the flu, and a “100% chance of heavy rain & wind” predicted for tomorrow morning… I can honestly say I have absolutely no idea what kind of performance I’m going to pull off.  I don’t know if I’ll be running nine minutes per mile or fifteen… if I’ll run the whole distance or bonk.  Bottom-line: I’m really feeling the nerves right now.  I’ve printed off directions, maps, instructions, and anything (and everything) else I’ve found that could possibly be necessary, helpful or related to the expo and race.  I’ve made a dozen lists of food, gear, schedules, goals, mile-by-mile dedications, to-dos, motivational quotes, things to buy, what to wear, what to pack, the lists go on…

I catch myself questioning my sanity, thinking: “why in the heck do I do this to myself???” but quickly snap back to reality.  Truly, I wouldn’t trade this for the world.  I love this stuff.  I love this crazy ride, the adventure, the whole wild, overwhelming tornado of emotions.  It’s an addictive, intoxicating, whirlwind that reminds me I’m alive.  And I’m so intensely grateful to be alive, which reminds me of my favorite passage from Christopher McDougall’s book, Born To Run:

“Strictly by accident, Scott stumbled upon the most advanced weapon in the ultrarunner’s arsenal: instead of cringing from fatigue, you embrace it.  You refuse to let it go.  You get to know it so well, you’re not afraid of it anymore.  Lisa Smith-Batchen, the amazingly sunny and pixie-tailed ultrarunner from Idaho who trained through blizzards to win a six-day race in the Sahara, talks about exhaustion as if it’s a playful pet.  ‘I love the Beast,’ she says.  ‘I actually look forward to the Beast showing up, because every time he does, I handle him better.  I get him more under control.’  Once the Beast arrives, Lisa knows what she has to deal with and can get down to work.  And isn’t that the reason she’s running through the desert in the first place–to put her training to work?  To have a friendly little tussle with the Beast and show it who’s boss?  You can’t hate the Beast and expect to beat it; the only way to truly conquer something, as every great philosopher and geneticist will tell you, is to love it.”
Just venting (vomiting) all this mumbo-jumbo has been therapeutic, calming and a good reminder that running a marathon is simple: “Step 1: You start running.  There is not Step 2” (-Barney, How I Met Your Mother).

One of my favorite momma-isms is: “Pain is a part of life.  Misery is an option.”  Rain, shine or torrential downpours, I’ll be smiling.  True, I have no idea what’s going to happen, but I’m really excited to find out–to put my training to work and “love the Beast.”

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2 Responses to “LA Marathon Part 1: here goes nothing”

  1. Sarah Soon-To-Be March 20, 2011 at 3:06 am #

    What I wouldn't give for some of those two-lane highways! Your mom is so freaking cute.Love the Born to Run excerpt – def needed to hear that! See you bright and early – have a great race :)

  2. Kelly March 20, 2011 at 4:11 am #

    Good luck tomorrow!

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